I'm from Wisconsin, but I live in Utah. I'm pretty weird, but who isn't on this site? Straight(-ish?), male(-ish?), and 22. I dig anime, video games, art, feminism, and other stuff like that. I have a weird way of talking/typing.
Sometimes I like to wear makeup. It makes me feel pretty. Don't judge yo.

Feel free to talk to me. :3

 

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(Source: tubofgoodthings)

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental)

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

(Source: youslyraccoon)

i got tagged by two people bacardis-leghair and the-dawn-wont-end-the-night so I’m just gonna do all of them and tag 14 ppls.

-Rules-

Rule 1. Post the rules.
Rule 2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and post 7 new ones.
Rule 3. Tag 7 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4. Let them know you’ve tagged them.

—-

First questions: 

1. if you could download any talent (a la the matrix) that ISN’T drawing or writing ability, what would it be?

Probably super strength or speed or something.  Or languages.  All the languages.


2. how often would you say the weather affects your mood? 

Not too much.  I really like storms as long as they don’t mess with the internet.  
3. would you rather have a lifetime supply of printer ink, or a lifetime supply of mechanical pencil lead (or tablet nibs, if you’re a digital person)? 

Printer ink.  That shit is EXPENSIVE.

4. do you believe a person’s music taste says a lot about them? why or why not?

I think it can.  But it’s not everything.  

5. itunes or cds? vinyls? casettes?

SPOTIFY and vinyl.

Also casettes just because nostalgia

6. what’s one classic tv show everyone seems to love but you don’t care for (or you’ve never seen)?

I don’t know what exactly “classic” is supposed to mean, but I hate Family Guy, The Big Bang Theory, and Two and a Half Men.  They’re just garbage.

7. would you rather fight one hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

100 Duck-sized horses.

Second questions: 

1. Did you have an imaginary friend growing up? Who were they?

Nope.  Always wanted one though.  Never really understood how you make up and imaginary friend.  Do kids really see them?  

2. Favorite famous work of art?

I’ve always liked American Gothic.  The Persistance of Time is another favorite.

3. You get a free pass to punch one person in the face, whenever you want. Who would it be and why?

Probably this asshole former roommate I had.

4. Favorite breed of dog?

WHY MUST YOU ASK SUCH HARD QUESTIONS!?  I like lots of breeds.  Corgis, huskies, german shepards, pugs, and shibes are probably my favorites.

5. What do you hope to be doing in 5 years? 10 years?

Living and going back to school?  Living and working in the field I want to be.

6. What’s one time you’ve laughed really hard at something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKq4IQVos58&index=4&list=FLPou5sty_Qq2XAnn0QIgQuA

Not even joking, Cr1tiKal sounds exactly like a guy I went to high school with.  Like, right down to the way he talks.  It’s hilarious.

7. Favorite guilty pleasure?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

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ok, my questions (I’ll only do 7 for the people I’m tagging):

1: Favorite video game?

2: Do you like bees?

3: Least favorite chore?

4: if you could go back in time to anywhere, where and when?

5: Do you believe in ghosts?

6: Emojiis?  Yes or no?

7: Favorite movie ever?

ok, so now the taggening: 

I’d tag the-dawn-wont-end-the-night, but I got it from her, so

wirru, ahandsomedilophosaur, agender-skwisgaar, the-ballad-without-a-muse, the-lost-narwhal, soulselaphiel, and elk-the-wavemaster.

feferi-captor:

im-in-hiding:

the-fandoms-are-2spooky:

o-the-lost-girl:

dickstridork:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

patch-is-mine-bitch:

I can’t believe that this is stop-motion.

I CAN’T UNDERSTAND FUCKING STOP-MOTION THOSE FINGERS SHOULD FALL RIGHT OFF BUT NO THEY SUPPORT THEMSELVES BEAUTIFULLY
WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK STOP MOTION

The fingers are being supported by armature wire. Virtually all stop motion puppets have some variety of this going on underneath it:
Given  the proportions of Burton’s creations, the armatures underneath his puppets are probably custom-made.
What you’re also looking at is a ton of replacement animation on that teddy bear. Instead of actually tearing open the bear model, someone, or a few people, carefully crafted a handful of that specific bear at various stages of being cut open. If you look closely, the slab it’s on moves slightly, which gives itself away.
Also, Jack’s speaking is done through replacement animation. 

Stop motion utterly fascinates me.

GOD BLESS YOU

THIS IS THE THING I DONT GET ABOUT STOP MOTION
YOU HAVE TO PHYSICALLY MOVE THE DOLLS WITH UR HANDS AND REPLACE THEIR FACES //HOW DO YOU KEEP THEM IN THE SAME SPOT??????//


stop motion people are crazy

feferi-captor:

im-in-hiding:

the-fandoms-are-2spooky:

o-the-lost-girl:

dickstridork:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

patch-is-mine-bitch:

I can’t believe that this is stop-motion.

I CAN’T UNDERSTAND FUCKING STOP-MOTION THOSE FINGERS SHOULD FALL RIGHT OFF BUT NO THEY SUPPORT THEMSELVES BEAUTIFULLY

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK STOP MOTION

The fingers are being supported by armature wire. Virtually all stop motion puppets have some variety of this going on underneath it:

Given  the proportions of Burton’s creations, the armatures underneath his puppets are probably custom-made.

What you’re also looking at is a ton of replacement animation on that teddy bear. Instead of actually tearing open the bear model, someone, or a few people, carefully crafted a handful of that specific bear at various stages of being cut open. If you look closely, the slab it’s on moves slightly, which gives itself away.

Also, Jack’s speaking is done through replacement animation. 

Stop motion utterly fascinates me.

GOD BLESS YOU

THIS IS THE THING I DONT GET ABOUT STOP MOTION

YOU HAVE TO PHYSICALLY MOVE THE DOLLS WITH UR HANDS AND REPLACE THEIR FACES //HOW DO YOU KEEP THEM IN THE SAME SPOT??????//

image

stop motion people are crazy

(Source: timburtonmoviegifs)

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

princessskittybot:

invader zim is 13 years old today. invader zim is old enough to have an invader zim phase

(Source: autistichatchworth)